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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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Recently we wrote about Grumpy Old Sods who either do, or ought to, take a stand against official stupidity, arrogance and greed. One of these stalwart old curmudgeons now needs our help. Here's why ...
 
Our Wanker this Week is Derek Hardy, who is a local government officer. What more reason could we need?
 
Derek is Policy Manager for Housing & Community Safety at North Dorset District Council, and he has threatened a local pensioner with an ASBO for daring to ask how the council is spending his council tax. The resident will be visited by the police and his council's anti-social behaviour officer, who will demand that he sign an "Acceptable Behaviour Contract" and stop pestering the council. If he refuses, or if he signs and then breaks the Contract, he may find himself in court facing a full-blown ASBO.
 
Now, it has to be admitted that 67-year-old John Hibbitt is a bit of an odd-ball. He lives alone in a remote cottage, has an income of £5,000 a year and has to fork out £1,300 in Council Tax for services he hardly uses. And he seems to have got something of a bee in his bonnet about mobile phones - he wants to know how much North Dorset District Council spends on them.
 

 
The council says it's told him, but he denies it. He has made repeated to calls to council officers who have become tired of his 'vexatious' inquiries. He says 'I initially wrote to the council and they did write back but I never got a straight answer. The language they used was evasive and unhelpful, so I wrote back and made some phone calls. I don't think I get good value for my council tax as I live in a small cottage in the middle of nowhere and hardly use my council services, but a large part of my income goes on the tax. I want to make sure it is being spent properly. I would admit to being forceful with officers, but in order to get a straight answer you have to be.'
 
Wanker Derek says 'Mr Hibbitt has been phoning the council day after day in the afternoons asking a response to a question which the council has already given answers in writing and verbally. His calls are repetitive and vexatious and costing council tax-payers of North Dorset a considerable amount of money through officer time.' He claims John phoned 200 times, though John disputes this.
 
The council says it has told Mr Hibbitt that its mobile phone bill for 2008/09 was £6,200. So that's all right then, John Hibbett, you vexatious man. The bastards are spending ALL of your Council Tax texting each other and sending pictures of their bottoms. So why are you pestering them?
 
John clearly has a bit of an obsession, but then who is Wanker Derek to decide what constitutes a reasonable and lawful need for information about our public services, and an unreasonable obsession? This is the worrying thing, you see: Wanker Derek is a local government officer and he thinks, and his employers think, and the government thinks, that this makes him important, that it gives him the right to make major decisions about people's lives.
 
But it doesn't. Local government is a public service, designed and intended for the benefit of the residents who pay for it. Wanker Derek needs to remember who it is that pays his wages (and his bloody great public service pension). It is no part of his job to discipline those who employ him. If John truly is behaving illegally, then it shouldn't be the local council that decides what to do about it. Their job is roads, drains, rubbish-collection and street-lights. There are other agencies, like the police and the CPS to do the really important stuff.
 
Unreasonable and cranky or not, John Hibbett is evidently a truly Grumpy Old Sod, so I think we should all muck in and give him some support. Old people are supposed to be unreasonable, aren't they? It's their job!
 
Derek Hardy's address is ...
 
North Dorset District Council
Nordon
Salisbury Road
Blandford Forum
Dorset DT11 7LL
 
His telephone number is 01258 484041 and his email address is dhardy@north-dorset.gov.uk.
 
Oh, and in case anyone is tempted to feel sorry for poor beleaguered Derek, just consider this: we don't know what his salary is with North Dorset District Council, but we're willing to bet that when he retires and becomes a Grumpy Old Sod himself, his pension will be about 8 times what John Hibbitt gets.
 

 
The GOS says: We've had an email from John Hibbitt. He's been sent a letter from North Dorset Council to say that they aren't going to take the matter further after all. See? Powerful stuff, a bit of ridicule in the right direction ...
 

 

 

 
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